We are hiring.

About the role

What a Nada Specialist does all day, described in full.

Nothing.

There is no second paragraph. We sat down to write one and could not come up with anything, which is exactly the skill we are hiring for.

Requirements

Three, and only the last one is checked. It is checked for sixty minutes.

• At least 0 years of experience.
• Must not have done anything in the last six months.
• Willing to keep it that way.

What we offer

The whole package. There is no small print, because there is no print.

• Unlimited nothing.
• No meetings.
• No Slack.

How the process works

Four steps, in this order. Nobody has ever reached the fourth.

1. 01 · DetailsYou fill in the form.Nobody reads it, but the fields are there.
2. 02 · DocumentsYou attach three files.None of them are opened, and none of them leave your computer.
3. 03 · ExamYou do nothing for sixty minutes.This is the one that stops everybody.
4. 04 · ContractYou sign five clauses.It unlocks the moment the exam is passed.

Apply for this positionSixty-one minutes, of which sixty are sitting still.