PRESS
What the internet says about us.
Every outlet on this page is invented. So is the news.
COVERAGE
Six write-ups. None of them real.
We would rather invent the coverage than sit waiting for it. These are the things they would have said, and two of them are not kind.
Finally, an honest company.
We do not recommend it.
It is just a button.
We asked for a comment. They sent nothing.
Does nothing. As advertised.
Five stars. It did what it said.
Nobody has written about this yet. The page is ready for when somebody does.
FACT SHEET
The facts.
What a journalist would ask for, answered without a press officer in the middle. All of it is true.
- Legal name
- None. The lawyer costs more than the app.
- Product
- nada
- Platforms
- iOS and Android
- Price
- $0.99, one time
- Subscriptions
- None
- Advertising
- None
- Data collected
- None
- Funding raised
- $0
The last four are the ones worth printing.
Press kit
Everything you would need to write about this. It fits in one email.
- The wordmark, in SVG and PNG.
- The app icon.
- Three screenshots. They look the same.
- The button, on its own, on a transparent background.
Logos, screenshots and a founder who will not send a photo. Write to support@doesnothing.app
We answer. That part is not a joke.
Our first and last product
nada
Join us in doing nothing. $0.99, once, and the mentorship comes with it.