The app that does nothing

Do nothing.
Brag about it.

Nada is a beautifully designed app that does absolutely nothing. It tracks your nothing, analyzes your nothing and lets you share it.

Coming soonto the App Store and Google Play

$0.99, once. No ads. No data. No subscriptions.

Go ahead. Press it.

0 taps. Nothing happened.

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Notifications

It keeps you informed. About nothing.

Updates that change nothing, reminders of things you don't have to do and reports on everything you didn't do. They arrive in a future update, which will also change nothing.

World of Nada · right now

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people are doing nothing.

—AsleepVery professional of them.
—At workSame thing.
—At lunchNothing else matters.
—On the sofaAs they should be.

Estimated live from population, time zone and local time.Antarctica: 100%. Pretty sure.Methods: scientifically questionable.

Inside the app

Every feature. None of them useful.

It measures your nothing, maps it, times it and gives you medals for it.

Good evening

Today you've done nothing for

00:00:00

Tap it. Nothing will happen.

1 dayStreak
0Taps today
0Tasks done

A simulation for this website. Not an exact representation of the real app.

Stats

Advanced analytics for your nothing. Daily, weekly, monthly and yearly.

Productivity: 0%

World of Nada

A live map of everyone doing nothing. Report yourself and get counted.

Antarctica: 100%

The Nada Challenge

Put your phone face down. Do nothing. Beat your own record.

Goal: 0:30

Achievements

Useless achievements, timed challenges and real-life ones. Collect them anyway.

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The rest of the nothing is in the app.

$0.99, once. Everything included. Nothing guaranteed.

Coming soonto the App Store and Google Play

Questions nobody asked

Does it really do nothing?

Yes. We checked. Twice.

Why would I pay for nothing?

Because nothing good is free. And it costs less than a coffee.

What data do you collect?

None. Your nothing stays on your phone.

Is there a subscription?

There's a joke one inside. You can't actually subscribe to nothing.

Will there be updates?

Yes. They'll change nothing.

What languages does it speak?

Six: English, Spanish, Portuguese, French, Italian and German. It says nothing in all of them.

Should we sell it?

There was nothing else to put on this page. This band is here to separate the footer.