CAREERS
We are hiring.
One position. Open since 2026. Nobody has managed to apply yet.
Applying for
Nada Specialist
Four steps, in this order: your details, your documents, the entrance exam and the contract. Nothing you type is sent anywhere and nobody reads it on the other side. The exam is the only part that is real, and it is the part that stops everybody.
01Your details
The usual questions, asked once. None of the answers are checked against anything.
02Documents
Three files. None of them get opened, and none of them leave your computer.
There is no upload. The browser shows you the name and that is the end of it.
03The entrance exam
The only requirement we actually check. Sixty minutes without moving the mouse, pressing a key or leaving this page. Nothing is sent until you pass it.
60:00
Once it starts, moving the mouse, pressing a key, clicking or leaving this page puts it back to sixty minutes.
Nobody has finished it. That is why the position is still open.
04The contract
Five clauses. Read them, they are the whole agreement.
Employment agreement · Nada Corp.
- The employee agrees to do nothing.
- The employer agrees to the same.
- Hours: none, arranged at the employee's convenience.
- Either party may end this agreement by doing nothing about it.
- The salary is paid in the same currency as the work.
This contract has no legal value. Neither does the position.
The exam has to be passed first.
This form sends nothing. There is nobody on the other side.
Our first and last product
nada
Join us in doing nothing. $0.99, once, and the mentorship comes with it.