We are kidding.
Seriously. We have got nothing.
Whatever you just clicked, there is nothing behind it. No service, no plan, no form, no department and nobody to ask. There is a button, and it does nothing. That part is true, and it costs $0.99.
Instead, why don't you get the app?
What is real
Three things here are real.
Everything else on this site is a joke carried further than it needed to be. These three are not.
The app
It costs $0.99, it is in both stores, and it does nothing. That part was never the joke.
Get the appThe shop
Four things you will actually be able to buy, printed one at a time. It is not open yet.
Visit the shopThe manual
Forty-eight pages that explain nothing. It is a real PDF and it is free.
Download itOur first and last product
nada
Join us in doing nothing. $0.99, once, and the mentorship comes with it.