We are kidding.
Seriously. We have got nothing.
Whatever you just clicked, there is nothing behind it. No service, no plan, no form, no department and nobody to ask. There is a button, and it does nothing. That part is true, and it costs USD 0.99.
Instead, why don't you get the app?
What is real
Three things here are real.
Everything else on this site is a joke carried further than it needed to be. These three are not.
The app
It costs USD 0.99, it is in both stores, and it does nothing. That part was never the joke.
Get the appThe shop
Four things you will actually be able to buy, printed one at a time. It is not open yet.
Visit the shopThe manual
Forty-eight pages that explain nothing. It is a real PDF and it is free.
Download itOur first and last product
nada
Join us in doing nothing. USD 0.99, once, and the mentorship comes with it.