Stats
Advanced analytics for your nothing. Daily, weekly, monthly and yearly.
Productivity: 0%
The app that does nothing
Do nothing.
Brag about it.
Nada is a beautifully designed app that does absolutely nothing. It tracks your nothing, analyzes your nothing and lets you share it.
Coming soon to the App Store and Google Play.
$0.99, once. No ads. No data. No subscriptions.
Go ahead. Press it.
0 taps. Nothing happened.
Notifications
It keeps you informed. About nothing.
Nada sends you updates that change nothing, reminders of things you don't have to do and reports on everything you didn't do.
World of Nothing · right now
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people are doing nothing.
—AsleepVery professional of them.
—At workSame thing.
—At lunchNothing else matters.
—On the sofaAs they should be.
Estimated live from population, time zone and local time.Antarctica: 100%. Pretty sure.Methods: scientifically questionable.
Inside the app
Every feature. None of them useful.
World of Nothing
A live map of everyone doing nothing. Report yourself and get counted.
Antarctica: 100%
The Nada Challenge
Put your phone face down. Do nothing. Beat your own record.
Goal: 0:30
Achievements
Ten achievements. All of them useless. Collect them anyway.
0 of 10
The rest of the nothing is in the app.
$0.99, once. Everything included. Nothing guaranteed.
Coming soon to the App Store and Google Play.
Questions nobody asked
Does it really do nothing?
Yes. We checked. Twice.
Why would I pay for nothing?
Because nothing good is free. And it costs less than a coffee.
What data do you collect?
None. Your nothing stays on your phone.
Is there a subscription?
There's a joke one inside. You can't actually subscribe to nothing.
Will there be updates?
Yes. They'll change nothing.
What languages does it speak?
English and Spanish. It says nothing in both.